2.27.2012

You Know You're In Heat Transfer Class When...

1) It's not strange to ask your professor for his mass, density, surface area, and specific heat for a problem

2) It's amusing when the professor relates electrical circuits to somebody catching hypothermia

3) Solutions are always more complicated than the problem

4) You use the Greek alphabet more than the English one

5) It's no longer possible to find the exact right answer; just approximations

6) You find yourself posting about Heat Transfer class as though it was one of the most exciting things happening in your life

2.11.2012

What If? - Atlantis Part II

So sorry this is late... but nonetheless...


All of Atlantis stretched before us. The entire continent was amazingly flat, so I could see from coast to coast from my vantage point.

The four rivers flowed in a general southwest direction. They sprang from the Fountain of Youth, which originated in the Garden of Everlasting Light. Now that was a topic that could generate discussion at a feast. You see, our oldest traditions say that a god guards the entrance to the garden, barring our entrance to it. However, when the Great Ones came, they claimed to be greater than the god that guarded the entrance, and that as a result, we ought to listen to them on all matters spiritual and religious. In physical strength and stature, there were definitely greater than those of us who were native Atlanteans, but the Nephilim, as they call themselves, seemed to have few answers.
East of the garden was the land of Nob, where the herdsmen, the Jabaleans, live. They are as protective of their knowledge of animals as we are of our knowledge of metals. Only their animals are considered “clean”, all other breeds being inferior in health and quality; they enjoy a relatively high status as a result.I clicked to Enta again and we flew west. We crossed two of the rivers, Gihon and Hiddekel, and landed on the far side of Hiddekel.


There was quite a crowd assembled who came, they said, to dissuade the Preacher, but in reality, I think they were interested to hear what he had to say… and to see the “project”.
It was huge. Utterly massive - an enormous wooden box that stretched hundreds of paces in every direction, including up. It was not its sheer size that astonished people, for many of our temples were just as big or bigger, but its construction and its alleged purpose. It was entirely of wood, save where metal attachments were required. Its purpose was what fascinated people.
“Beware, my friends!” came a voice. I recognized that the Preacher had momentarily stopped his work to respond to the jeerers. “God’s judgment is coming! This is the only safety!”


“Which god?” Called one person, with snickers and laughter surrounding his comment. “We’ll just get the other ones to protect us from it.”
“Like the Nephilim said!”
The Preacher opened his mouth again, but he was cut off.
“What are you going to save us from in your little wooden box? Dragon fire would incinerate it, rams would crash through it, and an orichalcum axe would hew a timber in half!”
The Preacher’s response was drowned out by laughter. I dropped off the clasps with one of the workers and went back to Enta. The crowd was dispersing now, the midday meal coming on, and many of them passed me as I mounted. I caught random comments from the different spectators as they walked by.
“He’s crazy.”
“He can't know what he’s talking about.”

“Yeah. Crazy old Noah.”


2.03.2012

What if? - Atlantis Part I

“Athryntos!”
I shook my head, clearing the dizzying nothingness that hinted of sleep, and ran to where my master stood, tapping his foot impatiently.
“Yes, master?” I inquired.
“Falling asleep again, weren’t you?” He queried.
“No, of course not.” I replied.
Tyvros shook his head, obviously not believing me. “Young fools. You always stay at the feasts late and expect that there will be no repercussions the next morning. Don’t lie to me again.”
“But master, I – “
I got no further as he cuffed me on the side of my head, sending me sprawling to the ground.
“In all of Atlantis, there is no lad as thick-headed as you.” He sighed, still shaking his head. “Take the clasps to the “preacher” and hurry back here. There’s a lot to be done.”
I nodded and went to the back room, where a new set of clasps had just been made. I picked one up an inspected it, marveling. It was made of orichalcum, the precious metal considered to be second only to gold. Only those of my clan, the Kan-Tubaleons, know how to work it. Yes, between orichalcum and iron, our position in society is secured; few others have learned our secrets, and as far as I know, few ever will.I replaced the clasp in the wooden box and closed the lid. Carrying it out back, I whistled loudly, calling for Enta. After a few moments, he came flapping down from some unknown roost, of which there were many in the city. Enta was a simple flying dragon that Tyvros maintained to deliver orders. As our craft was required throughout the entire continent, it was good to have a swift mount on hand. Enta was not as strong as the battle-dragons, which walk on two feet.
But he was not as feared as leviathan, the massive sea-dragon that few legends spoke about, but everybody knew about. He breathed fire, swam swiftly through the water, and could defeat a dozen warriors with ease. Even weapons made from our precious orichalcum could not penetrate his scaly armor. These were only a few dragon breeds among hundreds, but by far the most well-known. I strapped the chest to Enta and climbed onto his back. Picking up the reins, I clicked to him.
“Up Enta, let’s go.”
Enta warbled and lifted his massive wings, 30 cubits from tip to tip. With a few flaps of his wings, we were airborne, circling above the city to gain altitude. We dodged the spire of one of the temples, and I briefly had Enta land on its roof before we continued.

1.27.2012

How I Met My College Buds - Part II

Ben finally spotted a familiar face in the crowd. This being his second class period, he had already gone through the disappointment of being a loner in a crowd of engineering students, and he hoped that Calculus would be a different story. He slid into a seat next to his friend, Ryan Hill, and the two exchanged greetings. An unfamiliar face leaned over from the other side of Ryan.
“Are you, Ben Coder?” He asked.
“Yes, I am.” Ben replied, his mind racing about the identity of the stranger.
“I’m Grant. I know the Quartos, and they told me to look for you.”


* * *


“Hey Paul, can you help me with this?”
It was a common thing to hear in the mechy [mechanical engineer] corner. Up on the second floor with a great view of the campus, the mechies could always be found doing homework, reading up in their textbooks, or chatting in a few minutes break.
Paul was the “resident genius”. He was a year ahead of most of the other mechies, and was always willing to help explain a foreign concept to the freshman. What’s more, he was good at it.
Paul left a conversation and came over to the table to help the helpless student. Suddenly, Ben looked up.
“Paul, did you do track with Coach Frank Schmidt?” He asked.
Paul raised an eyebrow, “Yeah… a long time ago.” He said slowly.


* * *

Ben decided to risk it. He was potentially setting himself up for failure, but he was getting enough push from home he decided to try it. After class was over, Ben walked over to the quiet Jonathan.
“So… I hear you had dinner with the Cashes last night.” Ben queried, referencing an event that he’d heard from “the sisters”.
“Yeah… do you know them?” Jonathan asked.

So in the end, Jonathan Spafford was not the “Other Jonathan”, the Airsoft Squad Leader turned out to be as good at engineering as he was at airsoft, and Paul will be designing real space probes one day.

1.20.2012

How I Met My College Buds - Part I

A little, 11-year old Ben sat near the track. Sighing, he recognized it was bound to be another afternoon of dullness – running miles in the hot sun up and down Padden Parkway while everybody else did the easy 100-meter sprints, the turbo-javelin, and shot-put (all near the shade and water bottles, of course).
He sat near the sandbox and talked with his friend, Michael, about the newly-landed Martian Rover Spirit. As an engineer to be (though he did not yet know it), he was fascinated by the prospect of robot probes scouring the surface of an unknown planet.
Another boy came up to the twosome; he had been stretching a few feet away and joined the boys’ conversation. After much exciting talk, the boys decided to draw their own robot probes and meet back the next week with their drawings.

That new boy’s name was Paul.

...

A nervous, 15-year-old boy awaited his orders from his team's captain.
“Alright Ben, that’s your squad leader.” Came the announcement as the captain pointed toward a stranger. The squad leader was muscular, dressed in full camo gear and a tan baseball cap. He wore reflective sunglasses and handled his “large” rifle with an ease that only comes from years of experience. This was Ben's first major airsoft engagement, and he was eager to prove himself, though with only a shotgun and two hours experience.
“Ok guys, listen up.” The leader told his squad (most of which were the inexperienced type like Ben), “Let’s move out, and just have fun!”

The squad leader’s name was Grant.

...

An annoyed, 17-year old Ben groaned as a whiny voice rose from the general discussion in the classroom.
“But Tina, actually that’s wrong.”
An audible groan went up from the class as Jonathan tried to correct the professor again.
“Nobody cares Jonathan.” Came a different voice from the crowd of students, followed by a snickering, as the rest of the class agreed with the emotion.
“Please, no!” Ben thought. Somewhere in this classroom was a boy named Jonathan; the Cashes, old time friends for years, knew him and had found out that he and Ben were in some of the same classes. People in both his family, as well as the Cashes, were urging Ben to meet this fellow student.
He just had to urge himself. There were two Jonathans in the class. One was quiet and said nearly nothing. Ben knew almost nothing about him. The “Other Jonathan” wouldn’t shut up. He constantly corrected the professor, had no social skills, and a beard that would suit a caveman.

He was also homeschooled.